Sexaholic Anonymous

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Has anyone called you a whore and unfortunately you couldn’t argue with her?

Do you have seven baby mothers and another one on the way?

Or, have you given your life to Christ but what lies in between your thighs just won’t follow?

Maybe you need sexaholics anonymous? Or, just some advice from Jess, “New Girl”s own elementary school teacher and apparently, after this week’s episode, sexaholics anonymous instructor.

Here’s some good advice from the quirky, but visually virginal educator herself:

1. Get to know your neighbor.
2. Tick/Lice Check.
3. Change your e-mail password.
4. Look at pics of STDs.
5. Write a convict.
6. Meet a friend for decaf.
7. Watch Friday Night Lights.

And, I thought to myself, what advice could I give if I were an sexaholics anonymous educator. See below:

1. Avoid alcoholic beverages.
2. Turn off your computer unless at work and under the supervision of another co-worker.
3. Visit an elementary school in an urban neighborhood.
4. Look at pics of STDs.
5. Visit a high school in an urban neighborhood.
6. Take an ice bath.
7. Everytime you’re about to have sex imagine the other person is 14 (hopefully, they won’t really be 14).

J. Prince, Princepality 28

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